12 Wednesday Dec 2012
Posted in Play
A conversation with my two year old at bathtime…
Frog: “Mummy, I have friend. He called John Jelly Moo.”
Me: “Really? Where does he live?”
Frog: “My bedroom.”
Me (gulping): “Right. And what does he look like?”
Frog (exasperated): “Silly Mummy! John Jelly Moo has beard and buttons.” Continue reading »
09 Monday Apr 2012
Posted in Behaviour, Motherhood
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Dear Frog,
You may not be walking yet, but at 21 months old you’re certainly not a baby.
What you are like now:
1) You shout NO! A lot.
2) You’re rapidly going off wearing a nappy.
3) You sing yourself to sleep with that popular nursery rhyme all about a Russian oligarch with a bladder problem; Tinkle Tinkle Little Tsar is your favourite song. Continue reading »