Are you ready for some laughs? Get set for a wild ride through dirty pun names that make you smile, giggle, and maybe even blush.
These funny names mix silly jokes with naughty thoughts, creating perfect wordplay that’s both clever and a bit cheeky. From historical names to newspaper photos, we’ve gathered the best dirty puns to make you laugh.
So grab your friends, get comfortable, and enjoy this list of names that turn normal words into hilariously inappropriate ones.
Just remember – these puns are meant to be fun, so don’t take them too seriously. Also, be careful reading the blog; it contains inappropriate language and sexual references. Let’s jump into this collection of names that will make you laugh.
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Dirty Pun Names For Boys You’ll Laugh
1. Al Buminload
Reference: Inspired by “albumin” and a suggestive twist.
2. Al Coholic
Reference: Play on “alcoholic” with a common first name.
3. Alotta Cummings
Reference: A mix of “a lot of” and a risqué last name.
4. Andy Crotch
Reference: Sounds like “handy crotch” with a real first name.
5. Ben Dover
Reference: Sounds like “bend over” in a humorous way.
6. Barry McCockiner
Reference: Sounds like “bury my cock in her” suggestively.
7. Buck Nekkid
Reference: Southern slang for “buck naked.”
8. Bart Licker
Reference: Sounds like “butt licker” in disguise.
9. Bill Boardhead
Reference: A pun on “billboard” and a suggestive twist.
10. Brock Li
Reference: Sounds like “broccoli” but with a name twist.
11. Buster Cherry
Reference: Play on “bust her cherry.”
12. Cam L. Toe
Reference: Sounds like “camel toe” suggestively.
13. Carl N. Sideya
Reference: Sounds like “crawling inside ya.”
14. Chase R. Nutts
Reference: Sounds like “chase her nuts” humorously.
15. Chris P. Bacon
Reference: Sounds like “crispy bacon” when spoken fast.
16. Clint Oris
Reference: A twist on a medical term.
17. Cole M. Hard
Reference: Sounds like “call him hard.”
18. Conor Lingus
Reference: A spin on “cunnilingus” using a real name.
19. Curt N. Rod
Reference: Sounds like “curtain rod” and suggestive.
20. Dan Gleeballs
Reference: Sounds like “dangle balls” humorously.
21. Daryl B. Kneedeep
Reference: Sounds like “barely knee-deep.”
22. Dick Gozinya
Reference: Sounds like “d*** goes in ya.”
23. Dick Ramdass
Reference: Sounds like “d*** rammed a**.”
24. Don Keeballs
Reference: Sounds like “don’t keep balls.”
25. Drew Peacock
Reference: Sounds like “droopy cock.”
26. Dusty Krotch
Reference: Sounds like “dusty crotch.”
27. Ed N. Out
Reference: A twist on “in and out.”
28. Eric Shun
Reference: Sounds like “erection.”
29. E. Jack Ulation
Reference: Sounds like “ejaculation.”
30. E. Normous Johnson
Reference: Sounds like “enormous Johnson.”
31. Faye Ginas
Reference: Sounds like “vaginas.”
32. Finn Gerbang
Reference: Sounds like “finger bang.”
33. Frank N. Beans
Reference: A take on “franks and beans.”
34. Gabe Itall
Reference: Sounds like “gave it all.”
35. Gary Balz
Reference: Sounds like “hairy balls.”
36. Harry Dickson
Reference: A twist on “hairy d***.”
37. Harry Johnson
Reference: A variation of “hairy Johnson.”
38. Hugh G. Rection
Reference: Sounds like “huge erection.”
39. Howie Feltersnatch
Reference: Sounds like “how he felt her snatch.”
40. Hunter D. Johnson
Reference: A suggestive name variation.
41. I.P. Nightly
Reference: Sounds like “I pee nightly.”
42. I.P. Freely
Reference: A common play on “I pee freely.”
43. Jack Hoff
Reference: Sounds like “jack off.”
44. Jack Mehoff
Reference: Another version of “jack me off.”
45. Jock Strapp
Reference: Sounds like “jockstrap.”
46. Joe K. Off
Reference: Sounds like “joke off.”
47. Jim Nastics
Reference: Sounds like “gymnastics.”
48. Jimmy Longwood
Reference: A suggestive name for size.
49. John C. Moff
Reference: Sounds like “john see me off.”
50. Justin Time
Reference: A pun on “just in time.”
51. Kane T. Bagg
Reference: Sounds like “can’t teabag.”
52. Kenny Dewitt
Reference: Sounds like “can he do it.”
53. Lance A. Lot
Reference: A play on “Lancelot” suggestively.
54. Larry N. Gitis
Reference: Sounds like “laryngitis.”
55. Lenny T. Dicks
Reference: A risqué name twist.
56. Lou N. Dixon
Reference: Sounds like “lube and d***s in.”
57. Lou Sass
Reference: Sounds like “loose a**.”
58. Luke N. Plow
Reference: Sounds like “look and plow.”
59. Major Wood
Reference: Sounds like “major wood.”
60. Mark O. Nutz
Reference: Sounds like “mark on nuts.”
61. Matt Tress
Reference: Sounds like “mattress.”
62. Max E. Mumm
Reference: Sounds like “maximum.”
63. Mike Hawk
Reference: Sounds like “my c***.”
64. Mike Hunt
Reference: Sounds like “my c***.”
65. Moe Lester
Reference: Sounds like “molester.”
66. Moe Stiff
Reference: Sounds like “more stiff.”
67. Neil Down
Reference: Sounds like “kneel down.”
68. Neil Anblowme
Reference: Sounds like “kneel and blow me.”
69. Nick Gahz
Reference: Sounds like “nick gas.”
70. Oliver Klozoff
Reference: Sounds like “all of her clothes off.”
71. Opie N. Wide
Reference: Sounds like “open wide.”
72. Owen Moore
Reference: Sounds like “owe one more.”
73. Pat Myback
Reference: Sounds like “pat my back.”
74. Pat McGroin
Reference: Sounds like “pat my groin.”
75. Peter Dragon
Reference: Sounds like “peter dragging.”
76. Phil A. Sho
Reference: Sounds like “fill a shoe.”
77. Phil McCracken
Reference: Sounds like “fill my crack in.”
78. Pierce D. Veil
Reference: Sounds like “pierce the veil.”
79. Pierce N. Side
Reference: Sounds like “pierce inside.”
80. Randy Cooter
Reference: Sounds like “randy cooter.”
81. Ray P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “rapiness.”
82. Rick O’Shea
Reference: Sounds like “ricochet.”
83. Rob Banks
Reference: A pun on someone who “robs banks.”
84. Rod Guzzler
Reference: Sounds like “rod guzzler.”
85. Rusty Bottoms
Reference: Sounds like “rusty bottoms.”
86. Rusty Kuntz
Reference: Sounds like “rusty c***s.”
87. Sal Ami
Reference: Sounds like “salami.”
88. Sam Medick
Reference: Sounds like “suck my d***.”
89. Seymour Butts
Reference: Sounds like “see more butts.”
90. Seymour Dix
Reference: Sounds like “see more d***s.”
91. Shane Zawang
Reference: Sounds like “shanes a wang.”
92. Sid Down
Reference: Sounds like “sit down.”
93. Silas D. Johnson
Reference: Sounds like “silas the Johnson.”
94. Skip Roper
Reference: Sounds like “skip rope her.”
95. Stan Dupp
Reference: Sounds like “stand up.”
96. Stu Pidd
Reference: Sounds like “stupid.”
97. Sum Ting Wong
Reference: Sounds like “something wrong.”
98. Ted N. Tickle
Reference: Sounds like “ted and tickle.”
99. Terry Cloth
Reference: A pun on “terrycloth fabric.”
100. Thom A. Sion
Reference: Sounds like “tom ass-ion.”
101. Tim Burr
Reference: Sounds like “timber.”
102. Toby Lickins
Reference: Sounds like “to be lickin’.”
103. Tom Morrow
Reference: Sounds like “tomorrow.”
104. Upton O’Goode
Reference: Sounds like “up to no good.”
105. Vic Toree
Reference: Sounds like “victory.”
106. Warren Peese
Reference: Sounds like “war and peace.”
107. Wayne Kerr
Reference: Sounds like “wanker.”
108. Wilma Dickfit
Reference: Sounds like “will my d*** fit.”
109. Willy Stroker
Reference: Sounds like “will he stroke her.”
110. Woody Johnson
Reference: Sounds like “woody Johnson.”
111. Xavier Bush
Reference: Sounds like “save your bush.”
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112. Amanda Mount
Reference: Sounds like “a man to mount.”
113. Anita Bath
Reference: Sounds like “I need a bath.”
114. Anita Blow
Reference: Sounds like “I need a blow.”
115. Anita Dick
Reference: Sounds like “I need a d***.”
116. Anita Lott
Reference: Sounds like “I need a lot.”
117. Anita Plow
Reference: Sounds like “I need a plow.”
118. Anita Screw
Reference: Sounds like “I need a screw.”
119. Annie Position
Reference: Sounds like “any position.”
120. April Showers
Reference: A twist on weather with a suggestive meaning.
121. Bambi Lickerson
Reference: Sounds like “Bambi lick her son.”
122. Barb Dwyer
Reference: Sounds like “barbed wire.”
123. Bea Haven
Reference: Sounds like “behaving.”
124. Bea O’Problem
Reference: Sounds like “be a problem.”
125. Belle End
Reference: Sounds like “bellend,” a British slang word.
126. Bertha DeGroin
Reference: Sounds like “birth of the groin.”
127. Bessie Muncher
Reference: Sounds like “b*** muncher.”
128. Betty Humpter
Reference: Sounds like “Betty humped her.”
129. Betty Swallocks
Reference: Sounds like “bet he swallows.”
130. Bonnie Beaver
Reference: “Beaver” is slang for female anatomy.
131. Brandy Snifter
Reference: Sounds like “brandy sniffer.”
132. Camilla Toe
Reference: Sounds like “camel toe.”
133. Candace B. Fisted
Reference: Sounds like “can this be fisted.”
134. Candie Cummings
Reference: Sounds like “candy c***ings.”
135. Cherry Poppins
Reference: Sounds like “cherry popping.”
136. Cinda Rella
Reference: Sounds like “Cinderella” with a suggestive tone.
137. Connie Lingus
Reference: Sounds like “cunnilingus.”
138. Cora Gasm
Reference: Sounds like “core orgasm.”
139. Crystal Chandelier
Reference: A name with an style but playful meaning.
140. Crystal Clearlegs
Reference: Sounds like “crystal clear legs.”
141. Dee Cup
Reference: Sounds like “D cup,” referring to bra size.
142. Dixie Lick
Reference: Sounds like “d*** she lick.”
143. Dixie Normous
Reference: Sounds like “d*** see enormous.”
144. Dixie Wrecked
Reference: Sounds like “d*** see wrecked.”
145. Eileen Dover
Reference: Sounds like “I lean over.”
146. Eileen Upton
Reference: Sounds like “I lean up top.”
147. Ella Fantz
Reference: Sounds like “elephants.”
148. Ella Vation
Reference: Sounds like “elevation.”
149. Ella Vator
Reference: Sounds like “elevator.”
150. Ellie Gance
Reference: Sounds like “elegance.”
151. Emma Roids
Reference: Sounds like “hemorrhoids.”
152. Etta Job
Reference: Sounds like “at a job.”
153. Fanny B. Tickled
Reference: Sounds like “fanny be tickled.”
154. Fanny Deep
Reference: Sounds like “fanny deep.”
155. Fanny Rider
Reference: Sounds like “fanny rider.”
156. Faye King It
Reference: Sounds like “faking it.”
157. Flo Rider
Reference: Sounds like “flow rider.”
158. Fonda Dix
Reference: Sounds like “fond of d***.”
159. Fonda Peters
Reference: Sounds like “fond of peters.”
160. Frida Nipples
Reference: Sounds like “free the nipples.”
161. Haywood Jablome
Reference: Sounds like “hey, would you blow me.”
162. Heidi Salami
Reference: Sounds like “hide the salami.”
163. Helen Back
Reference: Sounds like “hell and back.”
164. Helen Keller
Reference: A play on the famous figure’s name.
165. Hellen P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “hell and penis.”
166. Ilene Cockside
Reference: Sounds like “I lean c*** side.”
167. Ilene Over
Reference: Sounds like “I lean over.”
168. Ima Nutt
Reference: Sounds like “I’m a nut.”
169. Ivana Bang
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna bang.”
170. Ivana Humpalot
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna hump a lot.”
171. Ivana Lickalot
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna lick a lot.”
172. Jemma Titz
Reference: Sounds like “gem of t***.”
173. Jenna Talia
Reference: Sounds like “genitalia.”
174. Jenny Talia
Reference: Sounds like “genitalia.”
175. Jenny Tulls
Reference: Sounds like “gentle touch.”
176. Joy Sticks
Reference: Sounds like “joysticks.”
177. Kitty Clitlicker
Reference: Sounds like “kitty clit licker.”
178. Kitty Fiddler
Reference: Sounds like “kitty fiddler.”
179. Kitty Litterbox
Reference: A play on “kitty litter box.”
180. Lacey Undies
Reference: Sounds like “lacy undies.”
181. Layla Pipe
Reference: Sounds like “lay the pipe.”
182. Licksy Slopbottom
Reference: Sounds like “licks sloppy bottom.”
183. Linda Hand
Reference: Sounds like “lend a hand.”
184. Lotta Cox
Reference: Sounds like “lot of c***s.”
185. Lotta Fagina
Reference: Sounds like “lot of vagina.”
186. Lou N. Moore
Reference: Sounds like “loan more.”
187. Lou Natic
Reference: Sounds like “lunatic.”
188. Lucy Lastic
Reference: Sounds like “loose elastic.”
189. Milly Cunnilingus
Reference: Sounds like “mille cunnilingus.”
190. Misty Meanor
Reference: Sounds like “misdemeanor.”
191. Mona Lott
Reference: Sounds like “moan a lot.”
192. Olga Natcha
Reference: Sounds like “I’ll go and natch ya.”
193. Ophelia Balls
Reference: Sounds like “I feel your balls.”
194. Ophelia Cummings
Reference: Sounds like “I feel ya c***ings.”
195. Paige Turner
Reference: A pun on “page-turner,” referencing books.
196. Pat MyCrotch
Reference: Sounds like “pat my crotch.”
197. Penny Tration
Reference: Sounds like “penetration.”
198. Phyllis Mybutt
Reference: Sounds like “fill my butt.”
199. Polly Esther
Reference: Sounds like “polyester,” a fabric type.
200. Rhea Lystic
Reference: Sounds like “realistic.”
201. Rhoda Hard
Reference: Sounds like “rode her hard.”
202. Rose Bush
Reference: A pun on “rose bush” with a suggestive meaning.
203. Rosie Cheeks
Reference: Sounds like “rosy cheeks.”
204. Rosie Palm
Reference: Sounds like “rosy palm” (slang for self-pleasure).
205. Selma Hole
Reference: Sounds like “sell my hole.”
206. Sharon Peters
Reference: Sounds like “sharing peters.”
207. Sue Premacy
Reference: Sounds like “supremacy.”
208. Sue Vagina
Reference: Sounds like “sue vagina.”
209. Suki Bang
Reference: Sounds like “sucky bang.”
210. Suki Sukalot
Reference: Sounds like “sucky suck a lot.”
211. Talia Spread
Reference: Sounds like “tall ya spread.”
212. Tasha Titties
Reference: Sounds like “touch her titties.”
213. Tera Dickoff
Reference: Sounds like “tear a d*** off.”
214. Tess LaTest
Reference: Sounds like “test the test.”
215. Tess Tickled
Reference: Sounds like “test tickled.”
216. Tess Tickles
Reference: Sounds like “testicles.”
217. Tessa Hole
Reference: Sounds like “test a hole.”
218. Trixie Dixwell
Reference: Sounds like “tricks d***s well.”
219. Vicki Spread
Reference: Sounds like “Vicky spread.”
220. Vicky Thrust
Reference: Sounds like “Vicky thrust.”
221. Wanda Ringe
Reference: Sounds like “want a ring.”
222. Yolanda Squirt
Reference: Sounds like “you wanna squirt.”
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223. Al B. Backdoor
Reference: Sounds like “I’ll be back door.”
224. Alotta Fagina
Reference: Sounds like “a lot of vagina.”
225. Anita Cream
Reference: Sounds like “I need a cream.”
226. Anita Dickinme
Reference: Sounds like “I need a d*** in me.”
227. Anita Harder
Reference: Sounds like “I need it harder.”
228. Anita Hardone
Reference: Sounds like “I need a hard one.”
229. Anita Lottacock
Reference: Sounds like “I need a lot of c***.”
230. Anita Mandelay
Reference: Sounds like “I need a man delay.”
231. Anita Peen
Reference: Sounds like “I need a peen.”
232. Anita Shower
Reference: Sounds like “I need a shower.”
233. Barb E. Dahl
Reference: Sounds like “barbed doll.”
234. Barry McKockiner
Reference: Sounds like “bury my c*** in her.”
235. Bea O’Problem
Reference: Sounds like “be a problem.”
236. Bea Z. Nuts
Reference: Sounds like “be easy nuts.”
237. Ben D. Over
Reference: Sounds like “bend over.”
238. Ben N. Over
Reference: Sounds like “been over.”
239. Ben Thervre
Reference: Sounds like “been there before.”
240. Betty Phukter
Reference: Sounds like “Bet he f***ed her.”
241. Biggie Smallsack
Reference: Sounds like “biggie small sack.”
242. Biggus Dickus
Reference: Sounds like “biggest d***.”
243. Brock Hard
Reference: Sounds like “rock hard.”
244. Brock Lee
Reference: Sounds like “broccoli.”
245. Buck Naked
Reference: Sounds like “buck naked.”
246. Buster Hyman
Reference: Sounds like “bust her hymen.”
247. Buster Nutts
Reference: Sounds like “bust her nuts.”
248. Busty Loads
Reference: Sounds like “busty loads.”
249. C. Howitfeels
Reference: Sounds like “see how it feels.”
250. C. Men
Reference: Sounds like “semen.”
251. Cam P. Lingus
Reference: Sounds like “campy lingus” (from cunnilingus).
252. Choke N. Daspazm
Reference: Sounds like “choke and a spasm.”
253. Chubby Checker
Reference: A twist on the singer’s name.
254. Claude Balls
Reference: Sounds like “clawed balls.”
255. Cummings O’Plenty
Reference: Sounds like “c***ings aplenty.”
256. Dick Hertz
Reference: Sounds like “d*** hurts.”
257. Dick Long
Reference: Sounds like “d*** long.”
258. Dick Tater
Reference: Sounds like “dictator.”
259. Dickie Head
Reference: Sounds like “d***y head.”
260. Drew Phallic
Reference: Sounds like “drew phallic.”
261. Drew Phallus
Reference: Sounds like “drew phallus.”
262. Duncan McCokiner
Reference: Sounds like “dunk in my c*** in her.”
263. E. Jackulate
Reference: Sounds like “ejaculate.”
264. Eric Shin
Reference: Sounds like “erection.”
265. Fanny Flaps
Reference: Sounds like “fanny flaps.”
266. Faye Kinnitt
Reference: Sounds like “faking it.”
267. Gabe Itch
Reference: Sounds like “gave itch.”
268. Gobe P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “go be penis.”
269. Hanky Panky
Reference: A common phrase for playful mischief.
270. Harry Balzac
Reference: Sounds like “hairy ball sack.”
271. Harry Cox
Reference: Sounds like “hairy c***s.”
272. Harry Dickins
Reference: Sounds like “hairy d*** in.”
273. Holden Balz
Reference: Sounds like “holding balls.”
274. Holden McGroin
Reference: Sounds like “holding my groin.”
275. Howie Doome
Reference: Sounds like “how we do me.”
276. Hugh G. Backdoor
Reference: Sounds like “huge backdoor.”
277. Hugh G. Dick
Reference: Sounds like “huge d***.”
278. Hugh Janus
Reference: Sounds like “huge anus.”
279. Hugh Jass
Reference: Sounds like “huge ass.”
280. Hugh Mungus
Reference: Sounds like “humongous.”
281. Hugh P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “huge penis.”
282. Humpfrey Peters
Reference: Sounds like “hump free peters.”
283. Ilene Dover
Reference: Sounds like “I lean over.”
284. Ima Cummings
Reference: Sounds like “I’m a c***ings.”
285. Ima Pigg
Reference: Sounds like “I’m a pig.”
286. Ivana Blow
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna blow.”
287. Ivana Deepthroat
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna deep throat.”
288. Ivana Tinkle
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna tinkle.”
289. Jim Nasium
Reference: Sounds like “gymnasium.”
290. Jo Kingoff
Reference: Sounds like “joking off.”
291. Jock Strap
Reference: Sounds like “jockstrap.”
292. Justin Herass
Reference: Sounds like “just in her a**.”
293. Justin Sider
Reference: Sounds like “just inside her.”
294. K. N. D. Balls
Reference: Sounds like “can the balls.”
295. Lenny Large
Reference: Sounds like “Lenny large.”
296. Lick Hertz
Reference: Sounds like “lick hurts.”
297. Long Schlong Silver
Reference: A twist on “Long John Silver.”
298. Lotta Dix
Reference: Sounds like “lot of d***s.”
299. Lotta P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “lot of penis.”
300. Lou N. D. Pants
Reference: Sounds like “loosen the pants.”
301. Lou N. Foldz
Reference: Sounds like “loosen folds.”
302. Lou N. Toots
Reference: Sounds like “loosen toots.”
303. Manny T. Boner
Reference: Sounds like “many tiny boners.”
304. Master Bates
Reference: Sounds like “masturbates.”
305. Maya Kumbak
Reference: Sounds like “might come back.”
306. Mike Litoris
Reference: Sounds like “my clitoris.”
307. Mike Rotch
Reference: Sounds like “my crotch.”
308. Moe Lesterfield
Reference: Sounds like “molester field.”
309. Moe R. Butts
Reference: Sounds like “more butts.”
310. Ophelia Titz
Reference: Sounds like “I feel your tits.”
311. Otto Parts
Reference: Sounds like “auto parts.”
312. Pat Macrotch
Reference: Sounds like “pat my crotch.”
313. Peckerwood
Reference: A mix of “pecker” and “wood.”
314. Peter File
Reference: Sounds like “pedophile.”
315. Phil Herup
Reference: Sounds like “fill her up.”
316. Randy Cummings
Reference: Sounds like “randy (horny) c***ings.”
317. Reece Erection
Reference: Sounds like “recent erection.”
318. Rick O’Shea
Reference: Sounds like “ricochet.”
319. Rick T. Dickulous
Reference: Sounds like “ridiculously d***.”
320. Rusty Trombone
Reference: A slang term for an intimate act.
321. Sal Ami Shaft
Reference: Sounds like “salami shaft.”
322. Seymour Weiner
Reference: Sounds like “see more wiener.”
323. Sharon Cox
Reference: Sounds like “sharing c***s.”
324. Stu Pitt
Reference: Sounds like “stupid.”
325. Suki Dik
Reference: Sounds like “suck a d***.”
326. Tess Tickle
Reference: Sounds like “testicle.”
327. Tess Tosterone
Reference: Sounds like “testosterone.”
328. Will Harder
Reference: Sounds like “will harder.”
329. Willie B. Hardigan
Reference: Sounds like “Will he be hard again?”
330. Willie Stroker
Reference: Sounds like “Will he stroke her?”
331. Willy Harder
Reference: Sounds like “Willy harder.”
332. Willy Tugger
Reference: Sounds like “Willy tugger.”
333. Woody Pecker
Reference: A mix of “woody” and “pecker.”
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334. Adam Zapdanutz
Reference: Sounds like “Adam zapped the nuts.”
335. Al Beback
Reference: Sounds like “I’ll be back.”
336. Amanda Hugginkiss
Reference: Sounds like “a man to hug and kiss.”
337. Anita B. J.
Reference: Sounds like “I need a BJ.”
338. Anita Biggerstaff
Reference: Sounds like “I need a bigger staff.”
339. Anita Dump
Reference: Sounds like “I need a dump.”
340. Anita Hanjaab
Reference: Sounds like “I need a hand job.”
341. Anita Hardcok
Reference: Sounds like “I need a hard c***.”
342. Anita Hummer
Reference: Sounds like “I need a hummer.”
343. Anita Moorehead
Reference: Sounds like “I need more head.”
344. Anita Muffdiver
Reference: Sounds like “I need a muff diver.”
345. Anita Nother
Reference: Sounds like “I need another.”
346. Anita Wang
Reference: Sounds like “I need a wang.”
347. Ann Alprobe
Reference: Sounds like “anal probe.”
348. Ann Null
Reference: Sounds like “annul.”
349. Barry D. Cuda
Reference: Sounds like “barracuda.”
350. Barry D. Hatchet
Reference: Sounds like “bury the hatchet.”
351. Bart Simpton
Reference: A play on “Bart Simpson.”
352. Bea Otch
Reference: Sounds like “b****.”
353. Bea Stung
Reference: Sounds like “bee stung.”
354. Ben Thayer
Reference: Sounds like “been there.”
355. Ben Thover
Reference: Sounds like “bent over.”
356. Ben Twat
Reference: Sounds like “bent what?”
357. Bill Board
Reference: Sounds like “billboard.”
358. Bo Nehr
Reference: Sounds like “boner.”
359. Bob Down
Reference: Sounds like “bob down.”
360. Buck Futter
Reference: Sounds like “f*** butter.”
361. Buster Himen
Reference: Sounds like “bust her hymen.”
362. Cam Paign
Reference: Sounds like “campaign.”
363. Cherry Poppin
Reference: Sounds like “cherry popping.”
364. Clee Torres
Reference: Sounds like “clitoris.”
365. Cliff Hanger
Reference: Sounds like “cliffhanger.”
366. Cole Kutz
Reference: Sounds like “cold cuts.”
367. Cole Ostomy
Reference: Sounds like “colostomy.”
368. Crystal Chanda Lear
Reference: A play on “Crystal Chandelier.”
369. Crystal Clear
Reference: A pun on “crystal clear.”
370. Dick C. Normous
Reference: Sounds like “d*** see enormous.”
371. Dick Fitswell
Reference: Sounds like “d*** fits well.”
372. Dick N. Cider
Reference: Sounds like “d*** inside her.”
373. Dick Rash
Reference: Sounds like “d*** rash.”
374. Dick Tator
Reference: Sounds like “dictator.”
375. Drew Drop
Reference: Sounds like “droop drop.”
376. E. Jack Ulate
Reference: Sounds like “ejaculate.”
377. E. Norma Stitz
Reference: Sounds like “enormous t***.”
378. Eaton Beaver
Reference: Sounds like “eating beaver.”
379. Enya Crack
Reference: Sounds like “in your crack.”
380. Gabe O. Deep
Reference: Sounds like “go deep.”
381. Gabe Overya
Reference: Sounds like “gave over ya.”
382. Gaye Barr
Reference: Sounds like “gay bar.”
383. Harry Balz
Reference: Sounds like “hairy balls.”
384. Harry P. Ness
Reference: Sounds like “hairy penis.”
385. Haywood U. Cuddleme
Reference: Sounds like “hey, would you cuddle me?”
386. Heywood Jablowme
Reference: Sounds like “hey, would ya blow me?”
387. Holden McDick
Reference: Sounds like “holding my d***.”
388. Hugh Jorgan
Reference: Sounds like “huge organ.”
389. Hugh Jwang
Reference: Sounds like “huge wang.”
390. Hugh R. Soff
Reference: Sounds like “you are soft.”
391. Hugh Rection
Reference: Sounds like “huge erection.”
392. Ivan Itch
Reference: Sounds like “I have an itch.”
393. Ivana Getoff
Reference: Sounds like “I wanna get off.”
394. Ivana Mandic
Reference: Sounds like “I want a man d***.”
395. Jack Goff
Reference: Sounds like “jack off.”
396. Jack Meoff
Reference: Sounds like “jack me off.”
397. Jacques Offe
Reference: Sounds like “jacks off.”
398. Jacques Strap
Reference: Sounds like “jockstrap.”
399. Jerry Atric
Reference: Sounds like “geriatric.”
400. Jimmy Cocks
Reference: Sounds like “gimme c***s.”
401. Lenny Kums
Reference: Sounds like “Lenny comes.”
402. Les Ismore
Reference: Sounds like “less is more.”
403. Lou Sipher
Reference: Sounds like “Lucifer.”
404. Lou Stool
Reference: Sounds like “loose stool.”
405. Lyle M. Up
Reference: Sounds like “lie him up.”
406. Mel Ester
Reference: Sounds like “molester.”
407. Moanika Lewinsky
Reference: A twist on Monica Lewinsky with “moan.”
408. Moe Dix
Reference: Sounds like “more d***s.”
409. Noah Lott
Reference: Sounds like “know a lot.”
410. Oliver Closeoff
Reference: Sounds like “all of her clothes off.”
411. Oliver Klosoff
Reference: Sounds like “all of her clothes off.”
412. Ophelia Tits
Reference: Sounds like “I feel ya tits.”
413. Otto Matic
Reference: Sounds like “automatic.”
414. P. Enis
Reference: Sounds like “penis.”
415. Pat McCrotch
Reference: Sounds like “pat my crotch.”
416. Pat Mycock
Reference: Sounds like “pat my c***.”
417. Pat Mywood
Reference: Sounds like “pat my wood.”
418. Pat O’Cakes
Reference: Sounds like “pat-a-cake.”
419. Patty O’Furniture
Reference: Sounds like “patio furniture.”
420. Pete O’File
Reference: Sounds like “pedophile.”
421. Peter Pants
Reference: Sounds like “p*** their pants.”
422. Phil A. Show
Reference: Sounds like “fill a show.”
423. Phil Atio
Reference: Sounds like “fellatio.”
424. Phil Deeznutz
Reference: Sounds like “feel deez nuts.”
425. Phil Itup
Reference: Sounds like “fill it up.”
426. Rick Roll
Reference: A nod to “Rickrolling.”
427. Rick Tickles
Reference: Sounds like “recticles.”
428. Rock Hardson
Reference: Sounds like “rock hard, son.”
429. Rod Gozinya
Reference: Sounds like “rod goes in ya.”
430. Sal Lami
Reference: Sounds like “salami.”
431. Sandy Clam
Reference: Sounds like “sandy clam” (a play on anatomy).
432. Seymour Cocks
Reference: Sounds like “see more c***s.”
433. Seymour Hare
Reference: Sounds like “see more hair.”
434. Stu Pid
Reference: Sounds like “stupid.”
435. Stu Pidash
Reference: Sounds like “stupid a**.”
436. Sue Perfluous
Reference: Sounds like “superfluous.”
437. Sum Yung Gai
Reference: Sounds like “some young guy.”
438. Tara Dickoff
Reference: Sounds like “tear a d*** off.”
439. Tara Dikoff
Reference: Sounds like “tear a d*** off.”
440. Tess T. Cles
Reference: Sounds like “testicles.”
441. Tess Thighs
Reference: Sounds like “test thighs.”
442. Tess Ticklesmore
Reference: Sounds like “test tickles more.”
443. Will Jerkum
Reference: Sounds like “will jerk him.”
444. Willie Eetmiout
Reference: Sounds like “will he eat me out.”
Dirty Pun Names Based on History
445. Adam Bangs-mith
Reference: Sounds like “Adam bangs smith” with a naughty twist.
446. Alexander the Girth
Reference: A play on “Alexander the Great” with a suggestive word.
447. Amelia Bare-hart
Reference: A twist on “Amelia Earhart” adding “bare” for humor.
448. Andrew Jack-off-son
Reference: A pun on “Andrew Jackson” with “jack-off.”
449. Archimedes’ Arching Meat
Reference: A twist on “Archimedes” adding a suggestive phrase.
450. Aristocock-us
Reference: A play on “Aristarchus” replacing with “cock” for humor.
451. Aristotle’s Thrust
Reference: A suggestive take on “Aristotle” with “thrust.”
452. Attila the Hung
Reference: A twist on “Attila the Hun” with “hung.”
453. Barack Oh-boner
Reference: A play on “Barack Obama” with a naughty twist.
454. Benjamin Wanklin
Reference: A pun on “Benjamin Franklin” with “wank.”
455. Bill Clit-ton
Reference: A play on “Bill Clinton” replacing with “clit.”
456. Casanova’s Caress
Reference: A play on “Casanova” adding a sensual word.
457. Catherine the Gape
Reference: A twist on “Catherine the Great” replacing with “gape.”
458. Charlemange-my-pants
Reference: A play on “Charlemagne” with a suggestive phrase.
459. Christopher Come-lumbus
Reference: A twist on “Christopher Columbus” with “come.”
460. Cicero the Slickero
Reference: A play on “Cicero” adding “slick” for humor.
461. Commodus Cummings
Reference: A twist on “Commodus” adding a naughty word.
462. Copernic-ass
Reference: A play on “Copernicus” replacing with “ass.”
463. Dante’s In-Fur-No
Reference: A twist on “Dante’s Inferno” with a suggestive word.
464. Dildo the Elder
Reference: A pun on “Pliny the Elder” with “dildo.”
465. Dioclet-thrustian
Reference: A twist on “Diocletian” adding “thrust.”
466. Donald Hump
Reference: A play on “Donald Trump” replacing with “hump.”
467. Dwight D. Assenhower
Reference: A pun on “Dwight D. Eisenhower” replacing with “ass.”
468. Emperor Boneiface
Reference: A play on “Pope Boniface” replacing with “bone.”
469. Emperor Bustinian
Reference: A twist on “Emperor Justinian” replacing with “bust.”
470. Emperor Titi-late-us
Reference: A pun on “Emperor Titus” adding “titillate.”
471. Epic-cock-us
Reference: A play on “Epicurus” replacing with “cock.”
472. Euripijizz
Reference: A twist on “Euripides” replacing with a suggestive word.
473. Ferdinand Magell-anus
Reference: A pun on “Ferdinand Magellan” with “anus.”
474. Flavius Lickus
Reference: A play on “Flavius” adding “lick” for humor.
475. Florence Nightin-gale-on-top
Reference: A twist on “Florence Nightingale” with a suggestive phrase.
476. Francisco Jizzaro
Reference: A play on “Francisco Pizarro” replacing with “jizz.”
477. Franklin Drill-a-no Roosevelt
Reference: A pun on “Franklin Delano Roosevelt” with “drill.”
478. Friedrich Nieth-scheeks
Reference: A twist on “Friedrich Nietzsche” adding “cheeks.”
479. Galileo Gallick-o
Reference: A play on “Galileo Galilei” with “lick.”
480. Genghis Kahnalingus
Reference: A pun on “Genghis Khan” with “cunnilingus.”
481. Genghis Kum
Reference: A twist on “Genghis Khan” replacing with “kum.”
482. Grover Cleave-her-land
Reference: A play on “Grover Cleveland” with a suggestive phrase.
483. Hadri-cock’s Wall
Reference: A pun on “Hadrian’s Wall” replacing with “cock.”
484. Henry the Ate-her
Reference: A twist on “Henry the Eighth” with “ate her.”
485. Herbert Hummer
Reference: A play on “Herbert Hoover” replacing with “hummer.”
486. Hernán Crotchés
Reference: A pun on “Hernán Cortés” replacing with “crotch.”
487. Hernando Dick-soto
Reference: A play on “Hernando de Soto” with “dick.”
488. Herodickus
Reference: A twist on “Herodotus” replacing with “d***.”
489. Hippocockrates
Reference: A pun on “Hippocrates” replacing with “cock.”
490. Immanuel Cunt
Reference: A twist on “Immanuel Kant” replacing with “c***.”
491. James Cuck-nan
Reference: A play on “James Buchanan” with “cuck.”
492. Jean-Jacques Cock-seau
Reference: A pun on “Jean-Jacques Rousseau” with “cock.”
493. Jean-Paul Hump-tre
Reference: A twist on “Jean-Paul Sartre” adding “hump.”
494. Jimmy Licker
Reference: A play on “Jimmy Carter” replacing with “licker.”
495. Joan of Ass
Reference: A twist on “Joan of Arc” replacing with “ass.”
496. John F. Bangedy
Reference: A pun on “John F. Kennedy” replacing with “banged.”
497. John Shaft-esbury
Reference: A play on “John Shaftesbury” adding “shaft.”
498. Julius Seize-her
Reference: A pun on “Julius Caesar” replacing with “seize her.”
499. Justin-thrustian
Reference: A twist on “Justinian” replacing with “thrust.”
500. Karl Bangs
Reference: A play on “Karl Marx” replacing with “bangs.”
501. Karl Dix
Reference: Sounds like “Karl Marx” with a twist on “d***.”
502. Leonardo Dick Vinci
Reference: A pun on “Leonardo da Vinci” with “d***.”
503. Lucius Bangus
Reference: A play on “Lucius” adding “bang” for humor.
504. Ludwig Van Butt-hoven
Reference: A twist on “Ludwig van Beethoven” replacing with “butt.”
505. Lyndon Bangs-on
Reference: A pun on “Lyndon B. Johnson” with “bangs on.”
506. Lysistrata’s Lick
Reference: A play on “Lysistrata” adding “lick” for humor.
507. Mahatma Cummy
Reference: A pun on “Mahatma Gandhi” replacing with “c***y.”
508. Malcolm Sex
Reference: A twist on “Malcolm X” replacing with “sex.”
509. Mao Zedong-it
Reference: A pun on “Mao Zedong” with “dong it.”
510. Marco Poke-o
Reference: A play on “Marco Polo” replacing with “poke.”
511. Marcus Anus-relius
Reference: A pun on “Marcus Aurelius” replacing with “anus.”
512. Marie Coochie
Reference: A twist on “Marie Curie” with “coochie.”
513. Marquis de Hardin
Reference: A play on “Marquis de Sade” replacing with “hard in.”
514. Napoleon Bonapartehard
Reference: A pun on “Napoleon Bonaparte” with “hard.”
515. Nero the Nailer
Reference: A twist on “Nero” replacing with “nailer.”
516. Niccolo Deep-throatelli
Reference: A pun on “Niccolò Machiavelli” with “deep throat.”
517. Otto Von Jizzmark
Reference: A play on “Otto von Bismarck” replacing with “jizz.”
518. Ovid’s Orgy
Reference: A twist on “Ovid” adding “orgy.”
519. Pablo Puss-casso
Reference: A pun on “Pablo Picasso” replacing with “puss.”
520. Peloponnesian Butt-war
Reference: A play on “Peloponnesian War” with “butt war.”
521. Peri-peen-dees
Reference: A pun on “Pericles” replacing with “peen.”
522. Peter the Pecker
Reference: A twist on “Peter the Great” replacing with “pecker.”
523. Plutarch’s Booty
Reference: A pun on “Plutarch” replacing with “booty.”
524. Pocahon-thrust
Reference: A twist on “Pocahontas” replacing with “thrust.”
525. Pytha-gagoras
Reference: A pun on “Pythagoras” replacing with “gag.”
526. Queen Lickzabeth
Reference: A play on “Queen Elizabeth” replacing with “lick.”
527. Rasputin’s Rod
Reference: A pun on “Rasputin” replacing with “rod.”
528. René Dickartes
Reference: A play on “René Descartes” replacing with “d***.”
529. Richard Nix-him
Reference: A pun on “Richard Nixon” replacing with “nix him.”
530. Richard the Lick-Hearted
Reference: A play on “Richard the Lionheart” replacing with “lick.”
531. Ronald Hump
Reference: A twist on “Ronald Trump” replacing with “hump.”
532. Rutherford B. Laid
Reference: A pun on “Rutherford B. Hayes” replacing with “laid.”
533. Sacaga-wet-ya
Reference: A play on “Sacagawea” replacing with “wet ya.”
534. Sappho the Strap-ho
Reference: A pun on “Sappho” adding “strap-ho.”
535. Seneca the Erect
Reference: A play on “Seneca the Younger” replacing with “erect.”
536. Sextus Erect-us
Reference: A pun on “Sextus” replacing with “erect us.”
537. Sigmund Fondle
Reference: A play on “Sigmund Freud” replacing with “fondle.”
538. Sigmund Frode-her
Reference: A pun on “Sigmund Freud” replacing with “fro de her.”
539. Sir Francis Jizz
Reference: A twist on “Sir Francis Drake” replacing with “jizz.”
540. Sir Isaac Nut-on
Reference: A pun on “Sir Isaac Newton” replacing with “nut-on.”
541. Socrates’ Scrotes
Reference: A play on “Socrates” replacing with “scrotes.”
542. Tarquinius Lickus
Reference: A pun on “Tarquinius” replacing with “lickus.”
543. Teddy Load-sevelt
Reference: A twist on “Theodore Roosevelt” replacing with “load.”
544. Themistocum-these
Reference: A pun on “Themistocles” replacing with “cum these.”
545. Thomas Jizzerson
Reference: A play on “Thomas Jefferson” replacing with “jizz.”
546. Thomas Thrust
Reference: A twist on “Thomas” adding “thrust.”
547. Thucydiclit
Reference: A pun on “Thucydides” replacing with “clit.”
548. Ulysses S. Wank
Reference: A play on “Ulysses S. Grant” replacing with “wank.”
549. Vaginus Caesar
Reference: A pun on “Julius Caesar” replacing with “vagina.”
550. Vlad the Impaler
Reference: No change needed, already a suggestive name.
551. Vladamir Booty-in
Reference: A play on “Vladimir Putin” replacing with “booty-in.”
552. William Shakes-peen
Reference: A pun on “William Shakespeare” replacing with “peen.”
553. Winston Spurt-chill
Reference: A twist on “Winston Churchill” replacing with “spurt.”
554. Woodrow Fill-her
Reference: A pun on “Woodrow Wilson” replacing with “fill her.”
555. Xenothrust
Reference: A play on “Xenophon” replacing with “thrust.”
Conclusion
Dirty pun names are a fun way to make people laugh and smile. Our list of funny names shows how creative and silly we can be with words.
These puns might make you groan, roll your eyes, or laugh, making them great!
They’re perfect for jokes, usernames, or sharing with friends who love a good laugh. Remember, while these names are meant to be funny, using them at the right time and place is important.
We hope this list gave you some laughs and maybe even inspired you to create your dirty pun names.
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